“Optiki’ Polýfimi, the deity of vision and protection, gazes upon the shattered remains of my sacrificed sunglasses with an aura of understanding. Each broken frame and lens tells a story of unintentional wear and tear, a testament to my rough and tough nature. Despite not being intentional, the act of sacrificing these luxury sunnies symbolizes my reverence and desire for favor from the divine. As I offer these fragments to Optiki’ Polýfimi, I seek his blessing for clearer vision and protection against future mishaps.”
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